Book Review: The Amber Brown Collection

The Amber Brown Collection (Vol 1-8), by Paula Danziger

We received the Amber Brown collection as a gift after our last house fire.  These books are suggested for ages 7 & up.  I love to see my kids read and was excited to try out a new set.   I read all eight this week.

You Can’t Eat your Chicken Pox, Amber Brown

It’s the summer following third grade and Amber Brown is crossing the pond.  She has an aunt in London and when her parents separated, her dad moved to Paris.  Unfortunately, Amber comes down with chicken pox on the second day in London.  Kind of a cute story, but really weighed down with the parent line.  Amber has a “Dad book” that she talks to because she misses her dad so much.  When her dad insinuates that he wasn’t sure her chicken pox were real or if they were a story to keep the two apart, I got uncomfortable.


I’m only a kid.
Why do I have to worry about all of this?


I tend to agree.  I realize that not all kids have a perfect family life.  But this is pretty heavy for a 7 year old to read.

Amber Brown Goes Fourth

It’s the beginning of fourth grade and Amber Brown misses her best friend who moved away before summer vacation.  Lots of kids have a hard time with the beginning of the new school year and trying to make new friends.  It seems fairly realistic in the way the fourth graders relate to one another.  But the storyline gets high-jacked with negative emotions.  Yes, Amber Brown resolves to “go fourth” with determination, but there is so much negative, so much worrying.  Young children should be reading light-hearted stories where the “conflict” is how much of a mess they made and how much trouble they are going to get in.

Amber Brown Wants Extra Credit

When Amber Brown’s school work begins to suffer, she vows to do better.  But there are so many things that have her worried and make it hard to focus on school.  Her mom wants her to meet her new boyfriend.  Amber wants things to go back to the way before the divorce.  Her biggest fear is that she might like the boyfriend and that wouldn’t be fair to her dad.  It’s a lot for a nine-year old to deal with.

Forever Amber Brown

This book deals with change.  Some changes are good and we chose them.  Others are kind of forced on us.  When Amber’s mom receives a marriage proposal, the two of them head to Alabama to stay with their best friends and make some decisions.  Amber likes the time spent with her best friend, Justin, who moved away just 6 months earlier.  While there, she learns that change is inevitable, but she will forever be Amber Brown.

Amber Brown Sees Red

This book is full of silly episodes, beginning with skunks in the school.  Yeah, just a little unrealistic but kids would totally eat it up.  More negativity as Amber’s dad announces his intention of moving back to New Jersey.  And what children’s series doesn’t have a bad haircut as the icing on the cake.

Amber Brown is Feeling Blue

Amber is forced to choose between her parents.  Thanksgiving with Mom and boyfriend Max in Washington State, or New York City with her dad.  There is also a new girl in her class, Kelly Green.  Despite a rocky first day together, the two girls become friends.  The story dwells so much on Amber’s emotional turmoil, that the character development is seriously lacking.

I, Amber Brown

It’s Christmas time, but this book fails to spread the holiday cheer.  As Amber’s father moves back from Paris, they begin a joint-custody routine.  Amber even pits the parents against each other when her mom says no to pierced ears, but her dad doesn’t know about that conversation.  When dad finds a place to rent nearby, Amber loves the family that lives upstairs.

Amber Brown is Green With Envy

This is the last book in our box set, but not the last one in “the colorful world of Amber Brown.”  But these books just aren’t very colorful to me.  In this book, there is more fighting between the parents and Mom and boyfriend decide to move to a new house so ex-husband won’t have a history there.  And Amber is mad about it.  Dad goes on a date. And Amber is mad about it.  Once again, the whole book is filled with anger and negativity but everything is supposed to be all better with the last two lines…


Life can be very confusing . . . . filled with good things and filled with bad things.

But it’s my life . . . . . and I have choices.


Recommendation

I only give this series 2 out of a dozen buttered rolls.  It was pretty easy reading for the age suggested 7 & up.  The books are not a “numbered series.” I read Amber Brown is Feeling Blue first and was totally confused.  The author spends very little time in character development so if you read them out of order, you will be lost.  So I looked on the “Box,” figured out the order and followed the story line much better.  They should be read in order, even if the author won’t tell you what that order is.

And then there is the content.  The cover promises an “Always Bright, Amazingly Bold, Amber Brown.   I disagree.  Amber was rarely bright (whitty or positive), and her boldness flirted with rude and disrespectful because it was always aimed at her parents.  Divorce is real, it is ugly, but I doubt these books would help a child cope.  They took real situations and dwelt on the negative.  I don’t think you can spend 150 pages filled with hate, anger, and malice, then say “but it’s my life” and expect it all to be better.

I am grateful that my children are not in Amber’s situation.  Maybe a child from a broken home would find comfort in these books, confirmation that they are not the only ones that feel this way.  Still, I think there has to be a better, more healthy way to help children cope with those feelings.

Book Review: Mafia to Mormon

Mafia to Mormon: My Conversion Story by Mario Facione

We had the flu at our house last week and I read Mafia to Mormon while I was down for my 24 hours.  Often times, non-fiction books can be heavy and laborious to read.  But not this one.  And let me assure you, you don’t have to be a Mormon to enjoy and learn from this book.

True Story

Let me begin with a very brief overview.  Mario Facione was a member of the Italian Mafia in Detriot back in the 60’s and 70’s.  But all of that began to change when he was flew into Salt Lake City, Utah, looking for his next big scam.  We got our copy from Jax’s grandmother’s estate so there was a little something extra tucked in the front cover.  Grandma Petersen had clipped a newspaper article from the Deseret Morning News on Dec. 6, 2005.  Entitled “Utah scam led to LDS faith and a new life for Mafioso,” by Doug Robinson, the article added to the intrigue of the book.


“As the title suggests, Facione joined the LDS Church and gave up his life of crime.  After doing a fireside a few years later, he was approached by a woman about doing a book.  Facione declined.

“‘I was scared,’ he says. ‘ I told her when I get through talking you won’t want to do this. When this gets on the street, you’ll evaporate with your family.’

“She persisted. He finally relented. He talked, she wrote (she still does not want her name published).  Facione put the project off for two more years because ‘I had to wait for two guys to leave the scene,’ he says, meaning they had to die. He also did a thorough check of the statute of limitations. The book took 18 years to complete.”


Content

The book encompasses how Mario got involved with the Mafia and his subsequent role as their “cash cow.”  But when two Mormon missionaries, who he mistakes for Feds, show up at his door, he finds his convictions changing rapidly.  His religious conversion is accompanied by loss of fortune and family, and his struggle to transition between two lifestyles, resulting in his potentially lethal request to get out of the mafia.

The book might be described as Mario’s realization of what is meant by the saying ” you cannot serve two masters.”  While discussing the many deals made in his life where a man’s word is his bond, Mario states, “Everything still comes down to a deal in my life, only this time the deal is between me and the Lord.”

Recommendation

I give Mafia to Mormon 12 out of 12 dozen rolls.  This book had me laughing, crying, and gasping in unbelief as I root for a member of the mafia.  And no, you don’t have to be a Mormon to enjoy it.

 

Julie Gets a New Hobby!

I think Jax felt inspired last week.  He started a blog post for me and left me to it.  However, I am finding the task a little harder than I thought it would be.  But I find joy in the challenge and I feel that this will become and enjoyable hobby.

So what is this new devilry you ask?

Writing Book Reviews!!!

History

In a past life, I was a student.  And man did I enjoy that time.  I studied English/Literature at SUU and received my Bachelor’s Degree the December before I married Jax.  I had begun looking at options for getting my Master’s Degree but motherhood was always my first goal and I have not regretted one minute of my decision to become a mom instead of a professor.

I have used my love of reading and writing a bit throughout the years, but nothing serious.  My college professors turned me into a literary snob.  It took me a number of years to read fun literature again.  And truthfully, I still prefer a the classics 8 out of 10 times.

books, books, and more books

But as my children grew, I found I needed to read what they were reading so I could guide them towards the “better” books.  I read all of the Narnia books with them, and spent years reading Magic Treehouse books.  I tried Junie B. Jones and decided that she was not going to be allowed in my home; Ramona Quimby still holds my heart.  We read Fablehaven as a family.  And although I can’t stand Diary of A Wimpy Kid, I let the kids check them out and read them.

As you can imagine, my reading time is somewhat limited.  Eight munchkins take time to raise.  But I do manage to steal a few minutes a week to keep my mind agile.  So when I finished my book last week, Jax asked me to write a review.  “Sure!  Sounds fun!  How hard can it be?”

Very Hard

Did I mention I’m a literary snob?  Well those same professors taught me to write essays, NOT reviews.  Who cares how I feel?  Back up all statements with quotes, facts, expert opinions.  So after four or so drafts, Jax came to the rescue again.  He gave me his version of a review based on my essay and I went from there.

So, that’s the plan.  Read as much as I can and share my thoughts and feelings.  Wish me luck!!!